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Name::ron st.amant
From::Toronto, Ontario, CA
I'm an American living in Canada because my wife made me...no, no it was my choice...see honey, I said it! In September of '05 we had our first child and the rollercoaster got even more scary. Oh and I'm probably coughing...or complaining about it.
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Brotherly Love Edition

Friday my little brother turns 34. Being older than 34 myself I can tell him that 34 is the last good year. Don't believe me? It's the last year you're in the 18-34 key demographic group. Even the marketing people know its the last year of your prime! See when you're 18-34 you supposedly have disposable income, you can do things, go places, have fun- YOU'RE YOUNG!!! After that you're 35 and up. I'm an 'and up' (though to be fair I'm in the early stages of 'and up'). 35 and up means you're pretty much dead now. You likely have kids who needs all your disposable income, you're too tired to do things, you can only go places that aren't too loud, too crowded, and have nice bathrooms, you can't really have fun because of those damn teenagers making noise in the corner- YOU'RE OLD!!!! 'and up' is really 'down hill' and they remind you everytime you fill out a form. Thirty-freakin'Four?!? How did this happen? How did he go from the little kid who cried his way into getting the Mickey Mouse piggy bank instead of the Donald Duck piggy bank that my grandmother sent us for Christmas one year?- I was supposed to get the Mouse...some wounds never heal. How did he go from the tyke who used to climb the walls in the hallway and pretend he was Spiderman? What happened to the kid who in the fourth grade convinced everyone in his swimming class his name was 'Jim' instead of David? (his middle name was James so I guess legally he had some outs there but still) *sigh* Where'd the guy go who used to get me in trouble all the time- like when he was found squirting orange peel into my little sister's eyes and *I* got in trouble because...I still don't know why...and I didn't get to go to a friend's house (which by the way I could have cared less to go except I had a crush on his sister and she had let it be known the feeling was mutual...and on the church bus no less...but I digress...) Oh and do you know I saved his life once?? Yeah nobody knows this story, not even my parents. See, Mom and Dad, one night when I was home babysitting him (or as I like to call it- paying my time in purgatory) he thought it would be funny to be a total pain in the tush and jump up and down on the couch even after I told him 30 times to stop...and of course being the multi-tasker that he was he was also eating candy. Well he started to choke and I gave him the old Heimlich and blap, out popped the gobstopper returning him to a normal shade of light pink, instead of the interesting blue color he had been offering. You'd think a guy would thank you for saving his life. You'd think the least he'd do is take some heat when he bugged you so much you reached out and swatted him a few years later in the side, temporarily forgetting that he'd just come home from having his appendix removed- I got swatted in my side for that one, of course it was a different 'side'- the one in the back if you get my drift. I didn't sit down for a decade after that one. We had a name for David in my house (okay so the name was just the one I used for him) "The Golden Boy". He could seemingly do no wrong in my parents' eyes. Oh sure I got great grades, didn't get into trouble but whose baseball games did they go and see??? His. Sure they used as the "excuse" that he was younger but I know, deep in my heart, waaaay down in my soul...he PAID them to go to his games!!!! I know that my parents loved us all equally. But for the longest time it just seemed like they loved him more. Of course that all ended when he brought home some bad shrimp and nearly poisoned my Dad. That's when the reign of "The Golden Boy" hit a rough patch. Still he's a right good scout. We even got to be friends after awhile (you can't be friends with you brother when you're kids..it's just unnatural). When we played softball together I was always proud of the way he played, and when he ran down a ball in left field, or scored an inside the park home run and someone on the other team would say "wow that guy is fast" I'd always smile and tell them "he got that fast because he had to run from me all his life" So he's all grown up now. He's got two kids, and is in a relationship with a lovely lady with 3 kids of her own...(so he's one kid shy of the Brady Bunch). I guess we're both old enough now that I can tell him I love him, and that I admire him, especially the way he's a great father to his kids. Well I do love him, and I do miss him, and I know that I want to wish him all the best of his birthday... So Happy Birthday....'Jim' This has been an exciting yet emotional week. There have been many ups, including our friends Mike and Laura adopting a beautiful baby named Elisa. We're just so happy for them we're bursting. But this has also been a sad week as our dear friends James and AJ lost their precious kitty, Gilbert, suddenly on Wednesday. We also got our invitation to the yearly Snyder family Christmas this week, and it dawned on me that this year Grandpa Snyder won't be there. Never having a grandfather of my own I took a lot of pleasure in feeling as if I'd finally found one, only to lose him so quickly. It's going to be hard on everyone I know, but those Snyders are a strong and sturdy bunch and I know it will be a great celebration. But as one departs, another arrives and we'll be so honored to introduce Gracie to many of her extended family she has yet to meet and perhaps her presence will help in some small way to fill an empty space so vast. Of course what would this old TGIF be without some pictures of the little bit. We've had many questions of late about what she should be called. I've probably stated it before but it bears repeating... Primarily we call her Gracie, however the following are all acceptable: Virginia, Ginny, Ginny Grace, GG, or Gigi also acceptable are Cutey, Lil Bit, Pumpkin, also Darth Burpy (this is a new one her mum doesn't even know yet) and of course Future Madame Prime Minister (a father can dream) We'll let her choose her nickname when she's old enough, and of course if she's anything like her mother she'll decide...oh...by the time she's 72. So stay tuned won't you? Picture time... being silly for daddy...  click for larger, pop-up photo playing with her dolly...we're trying to get her to start grabbing things...yes we know we're doomed to a lifetime of her grabbing things we don't necessarily want her to grab, however we feel the upside of actually having motor skills far outweighs the downside of potential cleptomania...  click for larger, pop-up photo Here of course she's doing her very famous tribute to the legendary Don Ho. tiny bubbles...  click for larger, pop-up photo somebody thought it was a good idea to superglue the dog to the baby...  click for larger, pop-up photo gah...I'm just sooo in love...  click for larger, pop-up photo if you ever wanted to know what an 'evil little twinkle' looks like...  click for larger, pop-up photo don't make that face, or your shampoo horn might freeze that way...  click for larger, pop-up photo heh...  click for larger, pop-up photo Two champions locked in the ultimate combat...which one will win...the dreaded staring contest...  click for larger, pop-up photo sure sure...she *looks* innocent, but try coming over at 4am and see how sweet she is :p oh okay she's sweet then too...  click for larger, pop-up photo Everybody seems to LOVE this pic...and I admit I do too...she's starting to figure out how to audibly laugh. She's done it once or twice, but she's getting the hang of it.  click for larger, pop-up photo relaxing in her favorite chair...  click for larger, pop-up photo Well one more week of classes then it's winter break time. Hopefully everyone in the States had a great Thanksgiving, and everyone in Canada has a nice Thursday last week. I know the next few weeks will be wall to wall for everyone but don't forget to take time out to tell someone you love that you love them. Till next time, Cheers

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

The It's A Cartoon World Edition

[All quotes are by John F. Kennedy] A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. Sometimes it feels as though I'm living in a cartoon world. The Bush administration is once again attempting to silent dissent by claiming those who speak out against him are aiding the enemy and essentially helping the terrorists win. Of course one of the loudest voices of protest again Bush this week is Pennsylvania Congressman, Democrat John Murtha. Murtha served in Vietnam, spent 37 years in the Marines, retiring as a Colonel, won a bronze star, and was the first Vietnam vet elected to Congress... so clearly he's a hateful, evil anti-American who only wants the terrorists to win, or as Speaker Hastert called Iraq critics, people who "would prefer that the United States surrender to the terrorists who would harm innocent Americans." See it's a cartoon world when the President and Vice-President evade fighting in Vietnam can label as gutless, someone who fought for his country for 37 years. Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. I just think there's a certain segment of the population that doesn't "get it". And I don't mean that in an intellectual elitist view. I don't disparage those who voted for President Bush, in fact I bask in the light of their democratic freedom to do so. But there seems to be a certain small segment of folks who just refuse to ever question anything as if somehow to question is to reject. Recently a town in Pennsylvania voted out 8 members of their local school board who tried to put 'intelligent design' in the science curriculum as a means of diluting the theory of evolution. Pat Robertson then went on television and essentially told the town that they shouldn't come running to God if bad tidings were heaped upon their town for their 'rejection of God'. Personally, I didn't know God followed politics like that, but to hear Robertson, and Bush (and Dobson et al) talk perhaps he does... Which begs the question: If God brings vengence upon those who vote opposite His wishes...and Florida has more hurricanes reach landfall there than anywhere else in the US...is God also saying he's a little peeved about the 2000 election? or just merely 'Stop voting for Jeb Bush for Governor'? But this is precisely the reason the Founders wished to keep religion and government separate. Notice I use the word religion (they would use 'Church') which is the human manifestation of spiritual practice, not God as an entity. The Founders didn't believe people should be athiests, but they relalized that zealotry in 'religion' is a dangerous thing, especially when partnered with government. Don't believe me? Ask the Taliban- religion dominated government. Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder. It's been almost 3 years since I became an expatriate. Living in a country other than one's homeland is difficult, even when that new country is so close to the old, literally and figuratively. It's tough at times to hear people, especially in class at the University, spout negative things about America- really vicious things too. Sometimes you just take it because you realize they are mistaking hatred of policy with a nation or its people, but sometimes you wonder exactly where they are coming from. Do they really think the world would be better if the US didn't exist? One hopes not at least. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. I read an astounding statistic in a column by George Will today... In 1991, the 546 pork projects in the 13 appropriation bills cost $3.1 billion. In 2005, the 13,997 pork projects cost $27.3 billion It seems these days the biggest endangered species is 'fiscal responsibility' and it just goes to show the phoniness of the word "conservative" in regards to todays Republican Party. OK, enough politics...(my brother Dave is probably saying "'bout time, cracker") Anyway, so what's new? Last Sunday our power went out again (for the second straight Sunday...during football!!), so I gathered up Ginny Grace and went to a local sports pub/restaurant and watched the Falcons have another "ugly as a bucket of dead frogs" game, losing to Green Bay. Gracie is the center of attention wherever we go, and the people at the restaurant thought it was cool that she sat on the table and watched the big screen as the game was going on. If they only saw her during Hockey Night in Canada! Speaking of football...this is THE big weekend of course. BYU versus UTAH. The 'Y' vs The 'U'... Blue vs Red... I haven't checked my sports package yet to see whether I'll get the game, but they do usually show it, so hoepfully they will and I can once again put the Utes scarf on Dixie, dress Gracie up in her Utah gear, and play "I'm A Utah Man" all day on my computer...woohoo I'm struggling (as I fully expected) with my Egyptology paper. Sometimes the material is just deeply inpenetrable. Of course the difficulty I'm having is always because for the longest time I was researching the 'OLD' Kingdom, instead of the 'MIDDLE' Kingdom period...and let's just say there was a reason I was finding NOTHING. Me=Idiot. Tuesday we celebrated Gracie's 2 month birthday...she's getting sooooo big. She's already into her 3-6 month clothes because she's so tall. Picture time... This one is mostly for my mother-in-law...  click for larger, pop-up photo Heading outside in the crisp wintery air...  click for larger, pop-up photo Pretty in pink...  click for larger, pop-up photo She does find a way to show excitement at times though...  click for larger, pop-up photo But with excitement comes great sleepiness...  click for larger, pop-up photo She totally makes my mornings when we take her out of her swaddling and she just starts grinning...  click for larger, pop-up photo Whispering to her stuffed animals...  click for larger, pop-up photo She loves playing with her bug light toy...it has songs AND weird cartoon sounds...  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo This could be my new favorite picture...the expression is pure Ginny Grace...  click for larger, pop-up photo Wearing her American girl outfit that Auntie Emma Bee sent her...  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo Totally crashed...  click for larger, pop-up photo That's all for this week... Be kind to each other and take care Cheers, Ron

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

The Remembrance Edition



Friday is Veteran's Day (in Canada called Remembrance Day). The day when we must take a few moments and recognize the sacrifices of so many of our fellow countrymen (and women) in service to liberty and peace. No matter where you may fall on the necessity of war, the decisions to participate in them by governments etc., the soldier who fights those battles deserves respect. We should never confuse differences in politics and philosophy with honoring those who serve us at home and abroad. My hero Abraham Lincoln called it "the last full measure of devotion". My father served in the US Navy for over 21 years. He too is a hero. He is a Veteran of the Vietnam War. He is the bravest man I know. I am proud that he served in the military, and I am grateful that he sacrificed for all of us. Of course many children of veterans aren't as lucky as I am. Their fathers (and mothers) never came home from their service. It is also for them that we should pay tribute. To the children of the fallen. Since the poppy is the symbol of Veteran's Day and more notably Remembrance Day, we all proudly wear our red poppy today in gratitude and love for all those who gave their last full measure of devotion. To honor her "Poppy" in Virginia, our little Virginia wears her poppy...  click for larger, pop-up photo I finally finished my paper on the cryptanalysis in the Battle of Midway. It was a challenging project, but one of the most rewarding for me. I really enjoyed the research on this paper and found it relatively easy to write. Because of the work though I'm fairly tapped out mentally so there might not be much to this TGIF. However if you're curious and want to read the piece you can do so by clicking HERE Now I'm on to a large paper on Egyptology, notably Nubian fortresses in the Old Kingdom...somehow I think you'll find the Midway paper far more accessible. After I wrap up that project in a few weeks, I have a final and a midterm...and then I'm done for an entire month (during which I'll actually be working on a paper for the spring...so it never ends really). Suffice to say this has been a busy week. At the moment the whole family is decompressing (sorta). Shelley was completey exhausted the last few days and took a couple days off from her return to work. I say whatever she does at this point is gravy, to me at least. She misses her crew and her work when she's away, and she misses Gracie when she's at work. It's a catch-22. So to take her mind off things and help her relax, I took her and Gracie to the movies today. We saw the new Wallace and Gromit movie- which is stopmo, so it's sorta like working...except with popcorn. We have a busy few weeks ahead of us. There's the university stuff I mentioned above, plus the holiday rush, family gatherings, a few babies coming (not for us of course...we can't do THAT sort of turnaround) for Renee & Jeff and Maria & Andrew (the latter of which Shelley will be helping to deliver). So your basic crazed couple of months. We did get a new sofa and chair for the living room, so it isn't ALL pain and heartache. It's nice to actually have some matching furniture for a change. Dixie enjoys it most of all I think, since she was sleeping on it 5 minutes after it was delivered and unwrapped. Well enough of my yakkin'...I know what you all came here for...baby pictures... My sleepy little princess...  click for larger, pop-up photo A morning stretch...  click for larger, pop-up photo In the morning, generally speaking, Gracie is all smiles...  click for larger, pop-up photo Being watched over by her Dixie dog...  click for larger, pop-up photo More morning goofiness...  click for larger, pop-up photo And she's once again working on her impersonations... Perhaps my all-time favorite picture (so far...) As Harpo Marx...  click for larger, pop-up photo Here she does her impersonation of Luke Skywalker after his epic (and hand-losing) battle with Darth Vader at the end of Empire Strikes Back...  click for larger, pop-up photo This is her "why do you have dress me up like this? do I make you laugh??"...she still has to work on the Joe Pesci voice though...  click for larger, pop-up photo She had a bath and for some reason her hair decided to take a more Krusty the Klown effect...she's still cute though...  click for larger, pop-up photo So she tries to cover it up with a nice scarf...  click for larger, pop-up photo We're trying to see if she's developed her clutching and grabbing technique yet (in case the NHL decides to loosen up the rules on that again...well grabbing something other than Daddy's chest hair...YIKES!!...anyway, here she is with Melman, her Giraffe...  click for larger, pop-up photo Well it's time to go...everyone in the house is demanding my attention (*seriously). But me and my princess Ginny Grace want to wish you all a wonderful week ahead  click for larger, pop-up photo Until next time... Cheers

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

The I'm Now Old Edition

Last week's edition was light, so I'm making it up this week with a gigantic, super-sized TGIF...sorry [This week's quotes are brought to you courtesy of the funniest man who ever lived...Groucho Marx] Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age Yes yes yes...it was birthday this week. I'm at one of those strange birthdays- 37. It's nothing really. It's not 40, it's not 30..it's not even 35 where you fall into a different demographic. It's 37. That's like being 4 and a half. I tell people I'm 37 and they yawn... I mean have you ever known anyone to be excited to turn 37? You can't find Happy 37th birthday cards at Hallmark. Still I'd rather be 37 than dead. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made I don't know what I've learned in my 37 years on Earth. I mean the first 5 are a haze so I don't remember. The next 10 were a blur too. So that leaves about 22 years. I hate to admit it, but I was drunk for about 4 of those, so that cuts it down to 18 years. Of those 18 you have to consider I was asleep for a third of the time so take 6 off that leaving me with 12 to work from. Now between the ages of say 22 and 26 I was an idiot...so that makes it 8 years. Now while it might seem even then I should have a good 8 years of wisdom in me you have to remember I grew up in the age of MTV...so really...I got nothin' Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? If I had to confess one thing to you all it would be that I'm desperately, hopelessly, mind-numbingly afraid of death. Shakespeare was no fool, there is a pause in the contemplation of life and death and a definite dread of something after. I wish I could even think of an undiscovered country as hopeful, but I can't. So I generally avoid thinking about it. But then what good is that? To live life half ostrich-like, with my head buried in the sand? Is that even living? I don't know...these are the thoughts that sometimes keep me awake at night. Okay so sometimes I have thoughts about Jessica Alba and THOSE keep me awake at night too...but I seem somewhat resolved to those...for some reason.. Where was I? Oh yeah, the mortal coil. Well maybe there's your (well MY) answer right there...the yin and yang...death or Jessica Alba...truth or beauty. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others But back to my birthday... Well before my bithday actually was Halloween. SO let's step in the Wayback Machine, Sherman...all of a few days to Monday... When I was a kid...for a while at least, I loved trick or treating. One year my brother and I dressed as Starsky and Hutch. I remember very clearly that we had a HUGE fight because we both wanted to be David Soul (Hutch)...my brother's twisted seven year old's logic was that he should be David Soul since HIS name was also David. I, being a much more mature 10 year old, believed that since I was taller, and Hutch was taller, I should be Hutch. In the end, he won because "you should just let your little brother go as Hutch so he won't cry". Really neither of us won because those were those old sweaty plastic masks with the rubber band that always broke about 3 hours into use and cracked when they fell off your face onto the ground... A few years later my parents decided that Halloween wasn't a great way for good Christian children to spend Satan's Hootenanny, so we sort of skipped Halloween for a time...hey it was the 70s man...life was different. I hold no ill will against them for their decision. Well okay that's because they decided to use Halloween night as the night they'd take me out and celebrate my birthday, so while other kids were getting a pack of Sweetarts and some gum, I was having a hamburger at Roy Rogers...it balanced out well for me. My brother kind of got screwed in the deal but then again he got to be Hutch that one year so... Well Halloween had pretty much passed me by when my parents decided that Halloween wasn't so bad after all. And I have to say that I never really got into it all that much. In my 20s when some of my friends were still dressing up and having fun with it, I just felt rather 'meh' to the whole notion. Luckily though I married my wife, who LOVES Halloween and costuming and the like so we've had some good Halloweens the last few years. This year being the absolute best one ever since I had my own child to share it with. Granted what does she know, she's 6 weeks old, but we dressed her up and headed into town to spend Halloween with Tim, Les, Quin and Leah... [As always, much apologies to those who have been spammed by some of these photos either on livejournal or via email...eh, it doesn't kill ya to see them again, does it?]  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo They go all out over at the Snyder place...  click for larger, pop-up photo Heck we even let evil scientists (who haven't yet quite finished putting on their costume) feed the baby...  click for larger, pop-up photo I should take a moment to note, that Gracie's parrot outfit was NOT the only Halloween costume she had. Seems my little girl was in possession of several costumes so we present a Gracie Halloween Fashion Show First as Mummy's Little Pumpkin...  click for larger, pop-up photo As a little devil girl...(see Rach, I told you she was evil!)  click for larger, pop-up photo And as a little duckie...  click for larger, pop-up photo I've had a perfectly wonderful evening...but this wasn't it I haven't really had a lot of what I'd consider GREAT birthdays. There was THIS party, I think my 4th birthday (remember that falls in the 5 year 'hazy' period!)  click for larger, pop-up photo My parents tried to throw me a surprise party once, but the next door neighbor girl told me about it at the bus stop that morning...I did get a cool Star Wars Coloring Poster. My 21st Birthday was a bit uh...murky (thanks Dave and Scott!) My 30th Birthday I spent alone...in my apartment (sad no?) My 33rd Birthday I went out with this really really hot chick...mmmrow...  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo Well pretty much all my birthdays have been solid since then! This year was no different, except that I have a gift that keeps on giving- my precious little pumpkin belly Ginny Grace.  click for larger, pop-up photo They took me out to the movies...and we saw "Doom" which is pretty close to the worst movie I've ever seen. Shell seemed to like it, but I think that was because there were explosions, and she got to see the Rock without his shirt (folks, she literally DROOLED, when that scene came on screen...*sigh*...I don't feel so bad about that Jessica Alba comment any longer) Of course Gracie loves going to the movies...and before any of you get that tsk tsk look, we've taken her to three movies and she hasn't uttered a sound in them...not a peep, so she's a very well-behaved patron...unlike her mommy with the drooling and the moaning "oh Rock you're so sexy"...sheesh, get a room lady. Anyway, as I was saying, Gracie loves the movies, especially with a comfy seat..  click for larger, pop-up photo Ginny Grace has really learned to smile lately, she giggles, and coos, and her eyes light up and she's just a really happy baby most of the time... Except here where she's clearly telling us to "fight the power"...  click for larger, pop-up photo But when not making radical political statements she is quite jovial...  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo I'm just so damned lucky...and to prove it to you...I give you a few more photos..  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo  click for larger, pop-up photo So I guess you could say...I had a pretty great birthday...cuz I'm the richest man in town...  click for larger, pop-up photo Now if I could only get some sleep...I wonder why I'm just so sleepy...hmm....  click for larger, pop-up photo Until next week... I'll get you my pretties and your little dog too!!! Cheers

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