Mainly for Zilla
...who is trying to convince me to give her my wife...see what else she does for me??
I can't wield a power tool to save my life, so without Shell I'd be lost with no one to belt sand a door, or to re-drywall the corner of the basement (which is what she and her Dad were doing this morning)...
Why, in the name of all that is holy, would I ever consider letting her go...even to the highest bidder
I can't wield a power tool to save my life, so without Shell I'd be lost with no one to belt sand a door, or to re-drywall the corner of the basement (which is what she and her Dad were doing this morning)...
Why, in the name of all that is holy, would I ever consider letting her go...even to the highest bidder
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POWER TOOLS!
POWER TOOLS!!
POWER TOOLS!!!
Last night I mentioned, in a very friendly and polite, off-hand and casual sort of way, to a certain someone I whome used to call Mr Z, that the lightbulb over the washer-dryer just burned out, and I'm too short to reach it.
Pray for no breezes from the south, because I'm refusing to launder his sox & panties until he does the chivalrous thing and takes the hint.
I do not expect a man to use power tools. Those are MY domain!
I just don't even go near her power tools, because inevitably she'll ask me where her "so and so" is and I'll just stand there with a blank look on my face as if she's from Venus...plus she'd kill me but good if I touched them.
One day she came home from garage sale-ing and said "guess what, I bought a table saw"...
"Um, but you already have a table saw honey"
"yes but look at this one...it's really old and heavy" (okay she didn't say that, that's just what it sounded like in my head when I had to lift it out of the trunk of the car and almost lost my spleen and pancreas)
So now she's got TWO table saws in her workshop, which I guess is good because she can use them to manuafacture my coffin when I die from carrying these things around for her.
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